Monday, January 31, 2011

Crows surprise researchers with advanced tool use

New Caledonian crows are proving they are not bird-brained by using tools not just to find food, but also to assess danger

Barney the New Caledonian crow appears to be a wilier bird than even the scientists used to his resourcefulness may have realised. Already adept at using sticks to forage for food, he has now been observed using them to inspect foreign objects that could potentially be threatening.

How bright does that make him in the grand pecking order of animals? There are no measures for assessing avian IQ, but the New Caledonian crow appears to be in a league of its own in performing tricks with sticks, something celebrated in a Guardian In Praise of leading article last year.

This followed tests in which scientists from New Zealand and Oxford set captive crows a three-stage problem. They had to get a short stick by pulling up a string, use that stick to winkle out a long stick from a toolbox, and then use the long stick to extract food from a hole. They managed it successfully.

"Evidence is building up that they're able to plan their actions in advance, which is very interesting from a cognition point of view," says research zoologist Dr Joanna Wimpenny, a member of the Oxford team. "It isn't just that they're responding in a pre-programmed sort of way. It seems possible they may potentially view a problem and know what the answer is."

If prolonged existence is all about the survival of the fittest, New Caledonian crows, whose home is a remote island in the South Pacific, seem set to thrive. Masters at using sticks to find nutritious beetle grubs from trees in their forest habitat, zoologists are now assessing the evolutionary implications of their diet. Does, for instance, their lifestyle result in fitter and healthier offspring?

The more these intriguing birds are observed by scientists, the more an apparent intelligence comes to light. Further experiments carried out at Oxford suggest they can also use sticks as tools to inspect all sorts of objects, possibly to assess whether or not these present a danger. It's the first time birds have ever been observed using a tool for more than one purpose.

Five pairs of crows underwent tests at the university's aviaries to see how they would react to a variety of objects, carefully chosen so the birds wouldn't be tempted to view them as a possible source of food. As a further precaution, all the crows had been fed beforehand.

The researchers had an inkling their test might reveal something new. "We decided to do the experiment because they'd been seen using tools to pick at random objects such as a spider motif on a piece of cloth," said Wimpenny.

Their hunch proved right: the studies revealed that on eight occasions, a bird's first contact was by using a tool. In all three trials, Barney began by using a stick for inspection. One involved a rubber snake, which he first approached, but did not touch, before retreating to pick up a stick. He twice stopped short of touching the snake before using the tool to prod it. After this, he dropped the stick and tugged at the tail, instantly jumping back. Then, having prodded the snake again, he discarded the stick and carried on pecking at it "in a noticeably less hesitant manner".

In other experiments, two different birds, Pierre and Corbeau, also made a first approach with tools on three separate occasions. Pierre used a short piece of woodchip to touch a flashing light within two seconds of picking it up; while Corbeau was seen prodding a metal toad after 10 seconds; and a rubber spider after 35 seconds.

Most tool-using species only use their aid of choice for a single specific reason. "Birds have never before been observed using a tool for more than one purpose," said Wimpenny. "It was really exciting."

Scientists concluded that the crows' "jumpy behaviour" before and during their first interaction with some objects was very different to their demeanour when extracting food. Moreover, they tended to use the sticks only to make first contact. Subsequently, they either ignored the object or dropped the tool to peck at it ? not something they do when searching for food.

The behaviour of Barney et al raises many questions. "There are many different ways this research could go," Wimpenny said. "For instance, at the moment we have no idea about their social learning abilities ? we don't know if they'll learn from other individuals, though we are getting a few clues."

Does this make them, intellectually speaking, alpha birds? Scientists are reluctant to categorise them thus. "Asking how intelligent they are is really tricky ? other birds excel at other things such as developing social cognition," she said.

Scientists want to find out much more about how the crows behave in their native habitat. But amid New Caledonia's mountainous forest, they prove elusive. Wimpenny's fellow researcher Dr Christian Rutz, soon to return from three months on the island, has, in the past, sought to overcome the problem by attaching tiny cameras to the base of their tails.

Rutz is part of a team involving Oxford and Exeter universities continuing to investigate the crows' foraging lifestyle, specifically to see if it gives them any possible "evolutionary advantage". He believes it probably does ? the grubs they harvest are so energy-rich and full of fat that just a few specimens can satisfy their daily needs.

With crows so hard to pin down in the wild, scientists have devised an alternative approach to try to analyse what's happening. The grubs they feed on have a distinct chemical fingerprint ? stable isotope profile ? traceable through feathers and blood. Thus researchers can collect samples to work on "with little or no harm to the birds".

"By comparing profiles of the crows' tissues with those of their ? food sources, we can estimate the proportion of larvae in crow diet," says Rutz. This should enable scientists to gauge the extent to which individual birds depend on using sticks to feed themselves.

Sample analysis has been conducted at Exeter University that has helped to develop statistical models that enable tissue-profile comparisons to be carried out. "The approach we used is very similar to that employed by forensic scientists trying to solve crimes and has even appeared on CSI," says Dr Stuart Bearhop, associate professor in conservation biology. The team believes this research could be a suitable model for studying what happens to other animal tool-users such as chimpanzees.

Much work has yet to be done before any conclusions can be drawn. "The real difficulty and interest in understanding a particular animal's intelligence is putting it into the context of the ecological circumstances in which it is found," says Professor Alex Kacelnik, professor of behavioural ecology at Oxford and a co-author of the report on how New Caledonian crows use tools when not looking for food. "We're trying to understand the physical processes by which an animal uses objects, and what role its behaviour plays in the wild."


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Tindall and Fourie return for England

? Tindall and Fourie take full part in training for Wales match
? Graham Rowntree says England need 'tempo and aggression'

Positive injury news has been a scarce commodity for England lately but the worst seems to be over, at least for now. Both Mike Tindall and Hendre Fourie took a full part in training in the chilly Bagshot sunshine today and, barring any further mishaps, look set to be involved against Wales at the Millennium Stadium in the opening game of the Six Nations Championship on Friday evening.

Martin Johnson will confirm neither his team nor Tindall as his latest captain until Wednesday lunchtime but his more relaxed demeanour suggested the management are much happier with the squad's state of readiness. If Fourie is deemed to have overcome a calf problem sufficiently to fill the specialist open-side role, perming one from Joe Worsley, James Haskell, Tom Wood or Phil Dowson on the blindside is hardly a sign of visiting weakness.

Whoever starts in Cardiff will also be braced for "a storm" to quote England's scrum coach, Graham Rowntree. The straight-talking Rowntree is no weatherman but his rugby antennae can already sense a massive Welsh assault in the first quarter. "They're under pressure, I think that's been shown over the last week," said the former England prop, referring to Warren Gatland's disparaging remarks about the hooker Dylan Hartley. "This is the opening game of the Six Nations: England at home on a Friday night. The atmosphere will be electric. They'll throw everything at us with tempo, desire and aggression but we're going to give that to them as well."

Johnson also knows from experience that England can expect something other than polite applause from the home supporters. "I think it's the most hostile of the Six Nations venues for an Englishman," said Johnson, looking not the slightest perturbed. "As an Englishman in Cardiff you're not the most popular but that's great. I'd rather have that than polite indifference. They want to beat England at rugby. That's not a secret. We want to win down there. I said to the boys: 'Let's remember we're playing Friday evening and not Monday afternoon but we've got to be ready when we do play.' It's a big game."

Johnson and Rowntree also dispute Gatland's assertion that England will simply take a "route one" forward-orientated approach to the contest on Friday. While the absence of Tom Croft has left England short of a key lineout operator, Johnson also needs mobile forwards to counter Wales's threat in wider channels. "Balance in the back row is important," said Johnson. "We need to be able to play what's in front of us. In terms of scrums, you don't know how many you're going to get. You can't put all your eggs in that basket."

It is Rowntree's fervent hope, nevertheless, that Six Nations referees will follow the International Rugby Board's instructions and clamp down on sides who deliberately collapse the set scrums. "I hope there is less tolerance," said Rowntree. "I'm sick of seeing collapsed scrums. I want our lads to stay up and push. It's bloody simple." With Gethin Jenkins and Adam Jones both missing from the Welsh front row, the message to Ireland's Alain Rolland is clear enough: if a scrum goes down, it is not England's fault.

Ultimately, though, England also have to keep their discipline. In the autumn internationals they gave away seven scrum penalties, the majority for early engagement. Cut those out and Wales's job becomes significantly harder, regardless of the threat posed by the home backs. Tom Palmer, the England lock, reckons his side are more equipped to score their first win in Cardiff since 2003 than they have been in recent times. "We're a much better team now than we were two or four years ago. We've got a better mix and we've got a game plan which suits the players we've got."

In Chris Ashton, now fully recovered from a thigh strain, they also have a finisher intent on proving Shane Williams is not the only sharpshooter in town. "I'll be absolutely honoured to play against him but I also need to get the better of him," said Ashton, whose spectacular score against Australia in November has just won him the International Rugby Players' Association try of the year award. "Shane plays the game the way I like to play it and roams all over the pitch. Hopefully I can stop him from doing that."


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Chelsea's �50m deal for Fernando Torres worries Uefa | Digger

? Torres transfer 'a worrying sign' for Uefa's fair play rules
? Chelsea's accounts reveal �70.9m loss in 2009-10 season

Roman Abramovich's preparedness to spend �50m on Fernando Torres has come as a surprise and as a blow to Uefa. The Chelsea owner has been viewed by Uefa mandarins as a key proponent of its financial fair play regulations, which will seek to limit clubs' losses to ?45m (�38.7m) over a three-year period that began this season.

Chelsea's chairman, Bruce Buck, has even gone as far as to speak in favour of extending Uefa's rules to a salary cap, yet how the Premier League champions would intend to square the Torres business with the current regulatory environment is unknown. One Uefa insider described the willingness to bid �50m for a single player as "a worrying sign".

Chelsea yesterday released a set of highlights of their 2010 accounts, showing losses had risen from �47.4m in 2009 to �70.9m in the 2009-10 season. This is problematic for Uefa, since Chelsea are not the only club whose finances are in need of repair and there has been a trend across Europe for big-money transfers this January.

With Manchester City having spent �27m last month they would seem to be on course to eclipse Chelsea's �141m record losses for a Premier League club. If that comes to pass, it would almost certainly put them in default of Uefa's rules. Michel Platini will be resolute. He warned three weeks ago that such clubs face being banned from Europe. "It will be time for them to face the music if there is a club that doesn't fall in line," said Uefa's president.

Transfer tap turned off

February is seldom a month to bring many people much cheer but this year for Championship clubs on the breadline, it will be tougher than ever. That is the view of Geoff Mesher, a forensic accountant whose Transfer Tracker has been watching the diminishing trickle-down from the Premier League to the rest of the football pyramid with a wince. By 6pm yesterday less than �12m of top-flight cash had reportedly filtered down to the three other divisions. "Lower?league clubs have always budgeted for transfer revenues," Grant Thornton's Mesher told Digger, and these have now dried up. Also: "There is a squeeze on sponsorship revenues, concessions and merchandising. All these things together will make for a difficult time for the majority of clubs."

Leeds in loan dilemma

Leeds United do not own Elland Road. A firm called Barnaway bought the freehold for �8m during the club's financial meltdown in 2004. Although this later passed to a British Virgin Islands shell company, Teak Commercial, the Leeds chairman, Ken Bates, has always been emphatic that Leeds do not own their ground. The reason Digger mentions all this is that Leeds are approaching Leeds City Council for loans to redevelop Elland Road. That seems like it would be a bit of a risky investment. Land Registry records show that Teak Commercial still holds the title to the ground, so no one else ? apart from Barnaway's sole shareholder, Jacob Adler ? knows who owns Elland Road. And according to the most recent accounts for Leeds United Holdings, the club's parent, there are only �2.5m of fixed assets in the club. So if the council wanted to secure its loans against club property it might find it difficult to get proper cover. Digger asked Leeds United's chief executive, Shaun Harvey, for his view yesterday but he did not call back.

Coe's grounds for concern

The Association of British Athletics Clubs, a splinter group, has a reputation for plain speaking. Whereas UK Athletics, the sport's official governing body, has swung behind West Ham United's bid for the 2012 Olympic Stadium, ABAC believes that decision to be flawed. "The true reason for those touting the legacy myth is to save face over the wholly unrealistic promises made in Singapore by the Olympic bid team," said ABAC's coaching officer, John Bicourt ? a double Olympian. UKA responded: "The entire current GB team have given their backing to West Ham's bid." And as Bicourt hinted, The hopes of Lord Coe, left, ever becoming the International Association of Athletics Federation's president would also seem to depend on it.


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? A romantic retreat for two in Antigua
? A cookery holiday for one in Tuscany

A week for four in Austria

The prize A week's holiday with Kinderhotels, a collection of family-friendly properties in spectacular settings across Austria. As well as all-inclusive accommodation, there is access to free baby/toddler equipment, English-speaking nannies and up to 60 hours a week of free childcare. There's a range of leisure facilities, and many of the hotels also have a spa offering pampering treatments for stressed-out parents.
The prize comprises seven nights' all-inclusive accommodation for a family of four (two adults and two children aged up to 12) at a Kinderhotels property of their choice, return flights from London and return hotel transfers. The prize is valid for departures throughout 2011, subject to availability.
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A family holiday in Cyprus

The prize A holiday for two adults and two children aged over 13, including seven nights B&B at the four-star Palm Beach Hotel & Bungalows near Larnaka, and return flights with Monarch.
Accommodation is offered on a complimentary basis for two adults in a double sea-view room and two teenagers in an adjoining twin room, including breakfast.
Monarch flies to Larnaka from London Gatwick, London Luton, Birmingham and Manchester. The prize includes return flights from one of these airports (inc taxes). Flight extras and transfers are not included.
The prize is valid for travel before 31 December 2011 and subject to availability. The winner must be 18 or over and have their own travel insurance.
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A Northern Lights cruise for two in Norway

The prize Visit 34 ports along the unspoilt Norwegian coast, the perfect location to see the Aurora Borealis. This six-night voyage with Hurtigruten travels from Bergen in the south to Kirkenes in the north. Other highlights are Hammerfest ? the world's most northerly town ? crossing the Arctic circle, North Cape and visits to Troms� and Trondheim.
The prize is for two, sharing a cabin half board, including flights from a range of UK airports, among them Heathrow, Manchester and Glasgow, and applicable taxes and transfers. Travel insurance is not included. It must be taken between October 2011 and March 2012 (excluding the Christmas period) and is subject to availability.
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A week in a Moroccan round house

The prize A seven-night stay for two in the medina of Essaouira ? two hours west of Marrakech ? in Dar Rond�, a renovated traditional home with two en suite bedrooms, a hammam, kitchen, TV and DVD, two terraces and a courtyard, offered by Owners Direct; breakfast is also included. The nearest beach is 400 yards away, and the medina offers shopping, eating and entertainment.
The prize includes return flights from a London airport up to a value of �400. Independent price comparison website carhiremarket.com is offering free car hire for the week in conjunction with Locationauto. Offer includes a seven-day Economy A rental, with unlimited mileage, CDW and theft protection, but not additional insurance. The holiday must be taken between 1 April 2011 and 31 March 2012, and winners should book the car at least four weeks in advance.
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The prize A seven-night all-inclusive package for two in a sea-view bungalow in Antigua, with Rex Resorts. Return flights are included.
Hawksbill is a romantic hideaway offering four white sandy beaches, including the only "clothing-optional" beach on the island. It is set in 37 acres of landscaped tropical gardens and offers water sports from sunfish sailing to snorkelling the coral-rich reefs, and several on-site restaurants, including the outdoor Tamarind Tree and Il Vigento Su Mare, which offers lobster and pasta specialities.
The prize, which is not transferrable, must be taken before 21 December 2011; travel dates are subject to availability, and not during Easter and Christmas holidays.
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A cookery holiday for one in Tuscany

The prize Seven nights in the Tuscan town of Cortona, on the border with Umbria, with GoLearnTo, including B&B, five days of Italian cooking lessons and return flights from London to Perugia.
Stay in a charming converted monastery overlooking the Val di Chiana for seven nights. The cooking lessons start at 6pm and finish at 10pm, when you will enjoy the food you have prepared, as well as local wines and coffee. Cooking materials and ingredients are included.
The prize must be taken in 2011 and travel dates are subject to availability and minimum participants for the course.
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Salvation Army called to account by charity watchdog

Fundraising Standards Board launches inquiry after businessmen earned �10m from donated secondhand clothes

The UK's charity fundraising regulator has asked the Salvation Army to explain revelations that it allowed a businessman to earn a multimillion-pound personal fortune from selling secondhand clothes donated to the cause.

The Fundraising Standards Board has asked the Christian charity to investigate complaints that it may have misled its donors about the use of profits from the sale of the 2,500 of tonnes of clothing donated each month

A director of the charity's trading arm personally earned more than �5m from sale of the clothes over the last five years, affording him a lifestyle that included buying a racehorse and a �1m mansion.

The wording on the side of the charity's secondhand clothes banks dotted across supermarket car parks nationwide said profits from their sale are used "to help the Salvation Army's work with people in need both at home and abroad".

The Salvation Army is a member of the standards board, the charity sector's self-regulatory body which sets out to safeguard public trust and confidence in fundraising tactics used by good causes. The charity could be brought before the independent board to answer questions and, if left not satisfied by the answers, could be removed from the register.

The Salvation Army earned �16.3m over the past three years from its network of 4,500 clothes banks across Britain. It has launched a programme to change the wording on the banks to indicate a portion of the profits from the sale of the clothes will go to Kettering Textiles, a private firm contracted to manage the scheme and sell the clothes, mostly to customers in eastern Europe. It estimates the new wording will be applied within six months.

The board is likely to look at what is known as the Salvation Army's "fundraising ask" in the past three years when Kettering Textiles directors earned more than �10m from the scheme's profits. Kettering Textiles' sole owner, Northamptonshire textile trader Nigel Hanger, earned more than �1.6m from the fundraising operation in 2010.

He also sits on the main board of the Salvation Army Trading Company, Kettering Textiles' client in administering the scheme.

The standards board's chief executive, Alistair McLean, said the first stage is for the complaint to be passed to the Salvation Army for internal investigation.

"The sector sets incredibly high standards in self-regulation and takes this issue extremely seriously as public trust and confidence is the cornerstone of ongoing giving," said McLean.

"The [Fundraising Standards Board] responds to specific concerns from the public about fundraising activities and plays a crucial mediatory role in both protecting public interests and in ensuring charity members are committed to fundraising best practice by being honest, open, clear and accountable in their fundraising activities."

The Salvation Army said: "We have heard nothing from them yet, but we will be in touch with the Fundraising Standards Board."


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Interest rates: a risk to bank on | Martin Weale

A small rise in interest rates now would cost us less in the long run than higher ingrained inflation

As we cast our votes at the January meeting of the Bank of England's monetary policy committee ? ahead of last week's GDP figures ? I saw a compelling case for an increase in the bank rate. My concern is that, if businesses and pay-bargainers come to regard an inflation rate of 3%-4% as normal, it will become more costly for the MPC to keep inflation close to the government's 2% target. The longer inflation stays above the target and the further it rises, the greater the risk that inflationary expectations will become built in.

Much of the increase in inflation has been a consequence of sterling's depreciation, sharply rising commodity prices, and increased VAT. It has not been generated by rises in domestic costs. Sterling's exchange rate has been fairly stable for some time and the effect of the most recent VAT increase will pass out of the inflation figures in 12 months' time. Given the potential consequences for the economy of trying to return inflation to the target rapidly, there is a powerful argument that such "one-off" influences on the inflation rate should simply be accommodated, and inflation allowed to rise temporarily above the target. This is consistent with the MPC's mandate.

The trouble is that only with hindsight can one judge how far some of these effects are truly "one-off". There is a risk that continuing rapid economic development in China and elsewhere will lead to persistent upward pressure on commodity prices. And even if that does not happen, there remains a risk that inflationary expectations become ingrained as a result of continued high inflation, whatever its cause.

These arguments make a powerful case for a modest rise in the bank rate ? not because it should or would reduce inflation immediately (it would not), but because it would reduce the chance of high-inflation expectations becoming ingrained. The costs of a small rise now would be lower than the eventual price of addressing higher ingrained inflation.

However, the most recent GDP data shows the economy appreciably weaker than expected. Without the effects of bad weather it is estimated output would have stagnated late last year. This is alarming ? a faltering economic recovery implies human misery and a waste of resources ? but not surprising. All recoveries from recessions since the first world war have been uneven, although in only two (1930-33 and 1973-76) was there a clear "double dip". If growth resumes shortly, my concerns about inflationary expectations would remain. But were the recent weakness to mark the start of a sustained new downturn, inflationary pressures would be likely to fade without a bank rate increase.

This dilemma illustrates the problem policy-makers face. Economic policy needs to respond to the facts; to ignore them would be absurd. But how much weight should be placed on the most recent data, which may be erratic and subject to revision? Too great an emphasis on the latest numbers creates the risk of policy movements that are erratic and inappropriate. But placing too little weight risks falling behind the curve, which could be even more detrimental to economic prosperity.

The natural response to that dilemma is pragmatic: monetary policy must be made, month by month, based on a judgment about the balance of risks and how they have evolved. A major risk is that the longer inflation remains above target and the more it exceeds its target, the greater the adverse effects on output of bringing it down. Each month's MPC decision needs to be made on its own merits, but this risk is a substantial one that I will continue to balance against others over the coming months.


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BP's dividend optimism faces $900m Russian setback

Promise of BP payouts to investors undermined by threat from Russian partner in TNK-BP

BP hopes to woo the City on Tuesday by promising to restore its dividend and increase oil production, but its plans are based on future activities in sensitive areas such as Iraq, the Russian Arctic and deep waters.

Its strategy in Moscow could face disruption tomorrow, with the board of AAR ? its Russian partner in TNK-BP ? meeting to discuss withholding a $1.8bn (�1.1bn) dividend following BP's deal with rival Rosneft. If AAR, which owns 50% of TNK-BP with BP holding the remainder, votes against the payment, it will not be made and BP will lose out on $900m.

AAR fears BP's deal with Rosneft would undermine TNK-BP's ability to compete for projects in Russia and abroad, and would tilt BP's commitment toward Rosneft. The oligarchs are believed to want any deal with Rosneft to be undertaken by TNK-BP, not BP alone.

A London court is due to decide on tuesday whether to grant an injunction to TNK-BP to block the deal. On the same day BP is expected to report a huge surge in fourth quarter net income to $5bn from $2.8bn for the same period last year, though its shares continue to trade at a discount following the Gulf of Mexico accident.

The new chief executive, Bob Dudley, will try to reignite investor confidence by presenting a positive shrink-to-grow strategy despite the fact that more than $20bn of assets have recently been sold off.

He will announce plans for a first dividend payment since the last three were halted in June. He will also explain how he plans to increase oil output which is expected to drop from 4m barrels a day to 3.5m in the short term.

The BP boss will point to current successes such as Iraq's biggest oil field, Rumaila, where BP and its Chinese partner have boosted output by 15% despite having taken over operations barely a year ago.

The production sharing agreement brings relatively small profits from Rumaila at $2 a barrel but BP sees output success there as building a bridgehead to a much larger involvement in a country which holds some of the biggest reserves in the world.

BP will point out that the global increased oil demand expected by 2030 will largely be provided by huge increases in output from Saudi Arabia and Iraq, the latter having opened to foreign oil companies only since the toppling of Saddam Hussein.

Dudley will also use Tuesday's briefing to give more details on how BP will use its share swap and exploration joint venture with Rosneft to open up reserves in the Russian Arctic.

The American chief executive, who took over from Tony Hayward in the autumn, will reiterate his determination to form more joint ventures in other parts of the world with mainly state-owned national oil companies such as Rosneft.

He will explain his view that BP still has the confidence of the wider world in its deep water capabilities despite the blowout at the Macondo well in the Gulf of Mexico.

BP will point to its large stakes in important deepwater provinces such as Angola and its continuing role in the major hydrocarbon province of Azerbaijan.


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Win the trip of a lifetime

? A week for four in Austria
? A family holiday in Cyprus
? A Northern Lights cruise for two in Norway
? A week in a Moroccan round house
? A romantic retreat for two in Antigua
? A cookery holiday for one in Tuscany

A week for four in Austria

The prize A week's holiday with Kinderhotels, a collection of family-friendly properties in spectacular settings across Austria. As well as all-inclusive accommodation, there is access to free baby/toddler equipment, English-speaking nannies and up to 60 hours a week of free childcare. There's a range of leisure facilities, and many of the hotels also have a spa offering pampering treatments for stressed-out parents.
The prize comprises seven nights' all-inclusive accommodation for a family of four (two adults and two children aged up to 12) at a Kinderhotels property of their choice, return flights from London and return hotel transfers. The prize is valid for departures throughout 2011, subject to availability.
? For details about how to enter, and for the general rules that apply to this prize draw, see the Terms and Conditions section at the bottom of this page.

A family holiday in Cyprus

The prize A holiday for two adults and two children aged over 13, including seven nights B&B at the four-star Palm Beach Hotel & Bungalows near Larnaka, and return flights with Monarch.
Accommodation is offered on a complimentary basis for two adults in a double sea-view room and two teenagers in an adjoining twin room, including breakfast.
Monarch flies to Larnaka from London Gatwick, London Luton, Birmingham and Manchester. The prize includes return flights from one of these airports (inc taxes). Flight extras and transfers are not included.
The prize is valid for travel before 31 December 2011 and subject to availability. The winner must be 18 or over and have their own travel insurance.
? For details about how to enter, and for the general rules that apply to this prize draw, see the Terms and Conditions section at the bottom of this page.

A Northern Lights cruise for two in Norway

The prize Visit 34 ports along the unspoilt Norwegian coast, the perfect location to see the Aurora Borealis. This six-night voyage with Hurtigruten travels from Bergen in the south to Kirkenes in the north. Other highlights are Hammerfest ? the world's most northerly town ? crossing the Arctic circle, North Cape and visits to Troms� and Trondheim.
The prize is for two, sharing a cabin half board, including flights from a range of UK airports, among them Heathrow, Manchester and Glasgow, and applicable taxes and transfers. Travel insurance is not included. It must be taken between October 2011 and March 2012 (excluding the Christmas period) and is subject to availability.
? For details about how to enter, and for the general rules that apply to this prize draw, see the Terms and Conditions section at the bottom of this page.

A week in a Moroccan round house

The prize A seven-night stay for two in the medina of Essaouira ? two hours west of Marrakech ? in Dar Rond�, a renovated traditional home with two en suite bedrooms, a hammam, kitchen, TV and DVD, two terraces and a courtyard; breakfast is included. The nearest beach is 400 yards away, and the medina offers shopping, eating and entertainment.
The prize includes return flights from a London airport up to a value of �400. Independent price comparison website carhiremarket.com is offering free car hire for the week in conjunction with Locationauto. Offer includes a seven-day Economy A rental, with unlimited mileage, CDW and theft protection, but not additional insurance. The holiday must be taken between 1 April 2011 and 31 March 2012, and winners should book the car at least four weeks in advance.
? For details about how to enter, and for the general rules that apply to this prize draw, see the Terms and Conditions section at the bottom of this page.

A romantic retreat for two in Antigua

The prize A seven-night all-inclusive package for two in a sea-view bungalow in Antigua, with Rex Resorts. Return flights are included.
Hawksbill is a romantic hideaway offering four white sandy beaches, including the only "clothing-optional" beach on the island. It is set in 37 acres of landscaped tropical gardens and offers water sports from sunfish sailing to snorkelling the coral-rich reefs, and several on-site restaurants, including the outdoor Tamarind Tree and Il Vigento Su Mare, which offers lobster and pasta specialities.
The prize, which is not transferrable, must be taken before 21 December 2011; travel dates are subject to availability, and not during Easter and Christmas holidays.
? For details about how to enter, and for the general rules that apply to this prize draw, see the Terms and Conditions section at the bottom of this page.

A cookery holiday for one in Tuscany

The prize Seven nights in the Tuscan town of Cortona, on the border with Umbria, with GoLearnTo, including B&B, five days of Italian cooking lessons and return flights from London to Perugia.
Stay in a charming converted monastery overlooking the Val di Chiana for seven nights. The cooking lessons start at 6pm and finish at 10pm, when you will enjoy the food you have prepared, as well as local wines and coffee. Cooking materials and ingredients are included.
The prize must be taken in 2011 and travel dates are subject to availability and minimum participants for the course.
GoLearnTo can offer a further 20% off all deposits for Guardian readers on cookery holidays booked by the end of February 2011 for travel anytime in 2011. To book, visit golearnto.com, using promo code GUARDIAN.
? For details about how to enter, and for the general rules that apply to this prize draw, see the Terms and Conditions section at the bottom of this page.

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1. The Guardian Weekend travel competition (the "Competition") is open to residents of the UK aged 18 and over.

2. The Competition is not open to employees or agencies of Guardian News & Media Limited ("GNM"), their group companies or family members or anyone else connected to the Competition.

3. Entry into the Competition is acceptance of these Terms and Conditions.

4. To enter the Competition you must send a postcard or email enclosing your name, address and daytime phone number to Guardian Weekend travel competition, King's Place, 90 York Way, London N1 9GU or weekend.competition@guardian.co.uk. You must mark on your entry which competition you want to enter. You can submit one separate entry for each competition, but you will not be eligible to win more than one prize.

5. If you have any questions about how to enter or in connection with the Competition, please email us at weekend@guardian.co.uk with 'Travel Competition' in the subject line.

6. Only one entry per competition per person. Entries on behalf of another person will not be accepted and joint submissions are not allowed. You are responsible for the cost (if any) of sending your Competition entry to us.

7. No responsibility is taken for entries that are lost, delayed, misdirected or incomplete or cannot be delivered or entered for any technical or other reason. Proof of delivery of the entry is not proof of receipt.

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Sunday, January 30, 2011

Tomasky Talk: Facing up to financial crisis

Michael Tomasky reviews a week in Washington politics in which an inquiry delivered its verdict on the 2008 crash ? whose consequences are still unfolding across the United States


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TV OD: The Joy Of Teen Sex

With its frank and graphic lessons, The Joy Of Teen Sex isn't as enjoyable a watch as it sounds ? but could it help to lower the nation's STI rates?

I'm here to learn about having sex with girls," announces the cute, saucer-eyed, 17-year-old lesbian on The Joy Of Teen Sex (10pm, Wed, C4), an educational show for teens aiming to build their sexual skill roster. Well, that's the target demographic anyway. Now on episode three, TJOTS's "audience reach" actually seems to be belt-loosening adults hoping, in vain, for something to send them off to bed with funny tummy feelings. Instead, they are bombarded with grisly footage of genital lesions, funny fannies and a boy with a scrotum that feels like a bag of worms. Let's be frank, there isn't a massive amount of joy involved with any of the sex we're seeing here. You'd certainly have much more fun learning the fundamentals of intercourse in a bush after a litre of Merrydown while your mother believed you were at the cinema, but this is just the sort of wanton, unplanned excitement the show discourages. "Why don't you like my vagina?!" 18-year-old Michaela is screaming at her boyfriend Luke in couples therapy. I'm not a sexpert like Ruth, Joanna or Rachael but I'd hazard a guess it's because Michaela's the sort of demented individual who believes in solving inter-couple labia disputes by shouting about them on C4.

In a previous show, Calvin, a young gay man, explained earnestly that he was terrified of shoving anything up his bum. It was, we were told by the stern voiceover, "a debilitating fear" and we were then treated to a long eye-watering lesson in lube and bum muscles. My sage advice to this dilemma would have been, "Calvin, have you considered the possibility of simply, for an indefinite period, just not shoving anything up your bum?". Elsewhere, Holly ? 20 ? told Dr Rachael that now she was on the pill she wasn't bothering with condoms as she knew she could tell people with STIs as they looked "a bit skanky". But you could get chlamydia and herpes ... "I don't really think that will happen to me!" says Holly defiantly. Now Dr Rachael is forced to pull out "the big guns". Enormous A2 size photos of a vagina with sores are wafted in front of Holly's eyes. "What do you think of these?" torments Dr Ruth. "Oh my god! I had no idea!" Holly sobs, "I'm going to use condoms now forever!" Dr Rachael has definitely got something here. If we're going to quash soaring rates of teen chlamydia, we need these doomed vagina pictures printed immediately on the walls of nightclubs, the side of pint glasses and the back of V Festival tickets. I shall be calling Dave and George at Number 10 to demand a think-tank on my stunning initiative.

However, my favourite Joy Of Teen Sex patients so far have been mother Michelle and 17-year-old daughter Rachel and their endless bitter disputes about Rachel's slap-dash approach to contraception (ie: not using any, going out raving every weekend, sleeping with a plethora of different boys). Rachel and Michelle's arguments were stupendous, street-shaking affairs. Fast-forward one session at the C4 sex clinic, and Rachel is brimming with injectable contraceptive and the pair are chums again. "From now on I want you to have this notebook to write down your feelings towards each other!" smiles their therapist. "We will!" the pair sob. I wish I could see that notebook now. I'm almost sure it will still say things like "STOP ACTING LIKE A TART AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM" and "STOP OBSESSING ABOUT MY SEX LIFE YOU OLD TROUT" but at least the vitriol will be in a pretty Paperchase jotter, highlighted with neon marker pens, so in a funny way that's progress.


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George Osborne warns unions over strike plans

? Chancellor insists deficit-reduction strategy is right
? Ed Balls calls on government to think again

George Osborne today called unions the "forces of stagnation" and blamed them for holding back Britain's economic recovery.

He warned that the government was preparing to draw up contingency plans if its deficit-reduction timetable was disrupted by strikes.

Union leaders met on Friday to discuss the possibility of co-ordinating strikes against the public spending cuts and the TUC has organised a protest in London on 26 March, three days after the budget, which it hopes will attract 1 million demonstrators.

Osborne repeated earlier warnings that union law could be changed.

"We are prepared to consider changes to the law around strikes ? as a last resort ? but I hope we never get there because I hope we can have a mature, grown-up conversation," he told BBC1's Politics Show.

"I completely understand that trade unions want to represent the interests of their members, but the interests of their members is that jobs are created and prosperity returns to our country".

Speaking at the end of a week in which the government was rocked by an unexpected contraction in the British economy in the last quarter of 2010, Osborne said he hoped growth would come from debt reduction, cutting corporate tax rates and reforms to health and education.

He said: "The challenge for the government in the next year or so is to remove the supply-side obstacles to growth.

"The [other] challenge to me is that UK corporates are sitting on cash on their balance sheets equivalent to about 5% of GDP. What I've got to do in the next few months is to persuade them to start spending that money."The shadow chancellor, Ed Balls, dismissed the government's growth plan and accused the chancellor of being in denial.

On BBC1's Andrew Marr Show, Balls stopped short of predicting another quarter of negative growth but he warned the VAT increase imposed earlier this month made the economy's chances of recovery more unlikely and he called for the government to think again.

Balls pointed out that the US economy, which has not embarked on deficit reduction yet, grew towards the end of last year.

Balls also questioned a statement made on Tuesday by the governor of the Bank of England, Mervyn King, who called the government's deficit reduction timetable the "right course".

He said: "I don't think that Mervyn King, in his heart of hearts, really believes that crushing the economy in this way is the right way to get the economy moving."

Asked if he thought King had been leaned on by the government, Balls said: "I think the governor is being loyal."

Osborne said he felt a "huge responsibility" to make the right decisions for Britain. "I'm fulfilling it to the best of my ability, doing what I think is required for Britain," he told the BBC. "So we are doing those things, they are not easy, they are not easy for families, I completely understand that. But frankly, when you look at the mess we inherited, we didn't have many other options.

When asked why he did not modify the government's deficit-reduction timetable, he said: "If I went to parliament and got up at the despatch box in the House of Commons and said, 'I am abandoning the deficit-reduction plan that Britain set out last year.' What do you think the reaction would be? Within minutes Britain would be in financial turmoil. I'm not prepared to let that happen. It requires tough, difficult decisions. No politician likes cutting spending, increasing people's taxes, but I was delivered a mess by the previous government and I'm trying to clear it up."

The government will tomorrow announce one element of its growth strategy. The employment minister, Chris Grayling, will say that six "enterprise clubs" will be created around the country where established businesses will share their experience with unemployed people, providing them with advice they might not otherwise be able to afford.

Grayling will launch the first club in St Helens, Merseyside, with the head of the British chambers of commerce, David Frost. They will also launch a new enterprise allowance to provide financial help and mentoring to those who have been unemployed for more than six months. They aim to support up to 40,000 new businesses in this way.


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Being Human: Series three, episode two

Parenting, family values and teenage crushes ? the supernatural drama shows us its tender side as well as some bloodlust

SPOILER ALERT: This weekly blog is for those who are watching Being Human on BBC3. Don't read on if you haven't seen episode two

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Adam's Family

The one where ? the gang meet an orphaned teenage vampire; Annie assigns herself as Mitchell's guardian angel but clearly wants more; we discover a novel way for vamps to quench their bloodlust.

"You're a 46-year-old vampire who dresses like a child ? don't call her freaky"

Remember back in series one when Mitchell reluctantly recruited that little boy rather than let him die? Well Adam's Family doesn't continue that story at all, but it does raise the question: "What about the poor vampire children?". It's another thing to love about Being Human. At its heart (and its heart is buried quite deep) this episode is a rather tender story about parenting and what to do about Adam.

With their 16-year-old recruited in the early 80s, Adam's parents fail their child in never allowing him to find his own way. Sure, their actions probably prevented plenty of civilian massacres, but they also left Adam ill-equipped to walk the world alone. At the other end of the scale we have Richard and Emma the vampire ancients; their happy, permissive foster home revealed as a pit of sexual degradation behind the picket fencing. (Emma insisting on putting newspaper down before having a werewolf sit on her nice sofa was a nice touch).

In the end, it takes our Scooby Doo -style gang a single day to work it out, letting him go with their true example of family and friendship to keep his bloodlust in check. In another exceptional week for guest stars, Craig Roberts as Adam is clearly a huge talent, expertly navigating the 40-year-old virgin in the body of a teenage boy and able to turn from bravado to real tearjerking as his father dies. You'll see more of him in online spinoff Becoming Human ? check back to the site on Monday for more info on that. And with George and Nina slotting rather cutely into loco parentis, might there be some truth in last week's speculation that we could meet a wolf cub before the series is out?

Elsewhere, praise be for the jittery, people-pleasing Annie ? she's back! And in our own unique way, she's hot for some Mitchell fang. "And I need to iron your free paper. I'm not sure why, but I saw it on House of Eliot." I'm not even going to ask.

Supernature

We learn even more about vampire society from Richard and Emma, the elder, elite vampires. "Is it true how they live, all that hardcore Hammer Horror shot, sleeping in coffins and avoiding sunlight?" No Mitchell, they pertain to morality by not killing, but recruiting "fang bang" fantasists to surrender themselves as gimps in cellars. Times evidently change.

Pop culture notes

Adam brings a whole new meaning to the phrase arrested development as his out-of-date references pile up. A girl he fancies looks like one of faux-hippy girl group The Bangles; he's deflated at his Dad because "If we move now I'll never get to see her norks." And in his mind, the Blue Peter dog is still Goldie.

Mysteries

No McNair and Son this week but Lia's prophesy is still hanging heavy over Mitchell as the BBC Wales Sports reporter speaks to him (in what we presume is just a vision) poo-pooing his dismissal of the werewolf-shaped bullet as mindgames. "He won't be saying that when he has his throat ripped out, Mitchell's gonna get got."

And whose is that bloodied hand clambering up in the bowels of the hospital?


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Zoe�Lyons: my greatest mistake

Comedian Zoe Lyons recalls the humiliating gigs she should really have turned down

Some comedians are very good at knowing when to say no to a gig, when your gut is telling you, "God no, don't do this, it'll be horrific." Unfortunately I have this awful knack of saying yes to things and I've made a couple of real clangers.

In my early days I thought every gig could be my last, so I just took everything. I remember one in the West Country somewhere. We arrived to find it was a purpose-built pub on an industrial estate and the landlord said: "Whatever you do, don't mention the murder we had last week in the car park." That kind of set the tone.

When we got in there was no audience and I thought we were going to get away with it, but at the last minute, a couple turned up and the landlord made us do the gig ? four comedians and two people in the audience. They sat right at the back in the shadows so it was as if there was nobody there. I can't say they were the most responsive crowd either ? it was like peeing into a bottomless well, just waiting to hit water. You got nothing back. Actually I've done several gigs like that.

Then there was the time my agent asked me if I wanted to do a ladies' night at an Essex rugby club ? really not my usual sort of gig, but it was great money, �400 I think, so against my better judgment I agreed. But it was properly bad, as rough as guts. I'd been told there was other entertainment but when I arrived it turned out that was the rugby team doing a Chippendale-type show. When I asked if there was somewhere I could sit before the show I got sent round the back, where there were 15 naked blokes.

The gig itself was just awful. The lights didn't work, the sound didn't work, I wasn't what they wanted and they weren't really what I wanted ? I basically died on my bum for half an hour. Then at the end, the guy paid me in tenners and counted it out in the most painfully slow way, "10 ... 20 ... 30 ..." Believe me, counting out �400 like that takes a long time and all the while he was looking at me as if to say, you actually want money for this?

I'm now developing a good satellite delay where I think, will this be horrific, will it be worth the money and so on. I've actually turned down a lot of money since those two gigs; it's just never worth the utter humiliation.

Zoe Lyons is touring the UK from February ? see zoelyons.co.uk for details.


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Aston Villa close to loan deal for USA midfielder Michael Bradley

? Bradley expected to undergo medical today
?Stephen Ireland close to Newcastle move

Aston Villa remain confident they will sign the Borussia M�nchengladbach midfielder Michael Bradley on loan for the remainder of the season.

The United States international is due to have a medical today, with a view to completing the temporary switch before the transfer window closes tomorrow.

Bradley is the son of the USA head coach Bob Bradley and was part of their World Cup squad in South Africa last summer.

The Villa manager G�rard Houllier would only say: "I don't want to say anything about it, maybe in two days' time."

But club sources are optimistic the 23-year-old will become Houllier's fourth signing of this month, after Darren Bent, Jean Makoun and the on-loan full-back Kyle Walker.

Bradley played for the MetroStars and New Jersey in the MLS and then had a spell with Heerenveen before moving to the Bundesliga two-and-a-half years ago.

Stephen Ireland, currently sidelined with a knee injury, is believed to be a close to a move to Newcastle United.


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