Friday, February 4, 2011

The genius of Kim Kardashian

The reality TV star has blown our minds with her latest jewellery-related advice

Lost in Showbiz confesses it isn't entirely certain who Kim Kardashian is, but it applauds her nonetheless for bringing to light a very real issue that faces us all. "I blowdry all my jewellery before putting it on!" she announced this week. "I can't stand putting on cold jewellery! It gives me the chills!"

This seems an eminently sensible solution to an eternal problem ? who among us can honestly say they haven't answered the question "How are you doing?" with a mournful cry of "I am suffering agonising discomfort as a result of blithely putting on unheated jewellery"?

Nevertheless, ever mindful of a business opportunity in these recession-hit times, LiS would like to remind Kardashian, who sounds like an intelligent woman, that excessive blowdrying of jewellery can lead to "jewellery split ends" and accordingly offers her the chance to purchase some of LiS's "Hot Jewellery Protection Serum", �799.99.


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Source: http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/lostinshowbiz/2011/feb/03/kim-kardashian-jewellery

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